Heart Shaped Box

departured:

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

(via recklessxyouth)

mind-of-a-st0ner:

Same
galactic-eyes:

今日はセーラムーンとマイク・タイソンと俺の誕生日です (‘ω’)
quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.
Anonymous: your blog sucks dick!!!!

well so does your mom, but who’s judging.

houkgallery:

Erwin Blumenfeld (American, b. Germany, 1897-1969)Grace Kelly, Cosmopolitan, dress by Oleg Cassini, April 1955
I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

(via goodkidmaadtitties)

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